Announcing the amazing "Don't Know Prize"!!!

We here at the Emerald City Zen Center are proud to announce the start of the spectacular Don't Know Prize contest. This is your chance to win spectacular A Zen Master In Oz related prizes. All you have to do is follow three simple steps and you will become the pride of your neighborhood. People will envy and lust after you in equal measure. You shall be like a god among men for you shall have obtained a mysterious and highly coveted Don't Know Prize!

How to play:

1. Purchase a copy of A Zen Master In Oz.

2. Email proof of this purchase to kassstone1977@yahoo.com. (put Don't Know Prize in the subject line of the email)

3. Tell us in 30 words or less what "fictional" world you would want to have Captain Pug take you to onboard the Laughing Tortoise.

Terms and conditions: 1. The "Don't Know Prize" is a secret. 2. If you win a "Don't Know Prize" do not tell anyone what it is you have won. 3. The first rule of "Don't Know Prize" is don't talk about "Don't Know Prize". 4. Kass Stone and any other members of the Emerald City Zen City team are not responsible for the emotional state receiving a "Don't Know Prize" may have on a winner. 5. Kass Stone and the Emerald City Zen Center team are not liable for the behaviour of a winner of a "Don't Know Prize". 6. Kass Stone and the Emerald City Zen Center team are not responsible financially or legally for the actions of a "Don't Know Prize" winner after receiving their prize. 7. Any psychological or medical damages suffered by a "Don't Know Prize" winner after receiving the prize are not the financial or legal responsibility of Kass Stone and the Emerald City Zen Center. 8. You enter the "Don't Know Prize" contest at your own risk. 9. You are a big boy or girl, so don't get all whiny if things don't go your way. That's life. Sometimes it meets our expectations and other times it fails to meet them. If you screw up it's all on you. Don't go blaming society, your parents and especially a silly contest you entered on a blog promoting a book. 10. The "Don't Know Prize" contest is open to all sentient species at all ages. Special consideration goes to any great apes that enter the contest without the aid of a trainer or keeper. Extra-special consideration goes to lesser primates who manage to send in an entry. If you are a marmoset and reading this, lets face it, that's amazing. Quickly contact us so we can give you a "Don't Know Prize" and maybe hang out. Do you like pizza? 11. Pizzas will be bought for any lemurs or marmosets that manage to send in an entry.